... a bit Suffolk
sun 3 May
Suffolk Myth 84: Who pulled the stake out of your heart? is a popular Suffolk greeting.
tu 28 Apr
Suffolk Myth 83: You know you've been in Suffolk too long when your first thought is Now, who's this going to upset?
tu 14 Apr
mo 9 Mar
Suffolk Myth 81: A petrosexual is a young man who loves his hatchback more than his girl friend.
sa 4 Jan
Suffolk Myth 80: An habitué is what you get in the East African when you die.
th 20 Jun
mo 25 Mar
Suffolk Myth 78: People who see dead people probably live in Norfolk.
mo 14 Jan
Suffolk Myth 77: In Suffolk a homosexual is a man who likes women better than tractors.
th 25 Oct
Suffolk Myth 76: You can always tell when someone is a bit odd, they read books.
sa 21 Jul
Suffolk Myth 75: If you don't know what a blow in is you is one.
sa 17 Mar
Suffolk Myth 74: Honest Suffolk folk can tell the difference between advertise and publicise.
we 27 Dec
Suffolk Myth 73: The parish council meeting is the highlight of the month for most people.
we 30 Aug
Suffolk Myth 72: You can always tell an urban fox in the country, they're the ones looking for an escalator to stand on the right of.
we 26 Apr
Suffolk Myth 71: All blowins come from that there London.
su 22 Jan
su 30 Oct
Suffolk Myth 69: You can always tell when someone is a bit odd, they don't live in Suffolk.
fr 17 Jun
Suffolk Myth 68: You can always tell an ol' country boy because they never walk anywhere ... unless it's with a dog and/or a gun.
we 30 Mar
Suffolk Myth 67: If you say it loud enough it must be the law.
sa 2 Jan
Suffolk Myth 66: Red diesel is only ever used in farm vehicles.
tu 18 Aug
Suffolk Myth 64: When the grass verge brambles need cutting back they're your brambles, when they've got ripe blackberries on them they're everybody's.
fr 10 Jul
Suffolk Myth 62: You can always tell a Londoner, they think you'll be interested that the Central line is open again.
su 31 May
Suffolk Myth 61: No Parking cones are just a suggestion, you can move them if you want.
sa 10 Jan
Suffolk Myth 60: It's ok to park on double yellows as long as you're half or fully on the pavement.
sa 20 Sep
Suffolk Myth 59: You don't get long for rape ... unless you have the whole field away.
we 25 Jun
Suffolk Myth 56: You can always tell people from a London because they lock the house when they're in the garden.
we 19 Dec
Suffolk Myth 39: Batter is what posh people feel after they've got over the flu.
sa 17 Mar
Suffolk Myth 37: You can always tell people from Benhall because they're polite and like to help people.
sa 18 Feb
Suffolk Myth 36: Sax is what posh people have so there's someone to leave the money to.
su 18 Sep
Suffolk Myth 35: In Little Mutterings you don't lose your girl friend you just lose your turn.
we 1 Jun
Suffolk Myth 33: You can always tell a townie, they're the ones who put their wheelie bins out Sunday afternoon for collection on a Thursday.
tu 28 Sep
mo 26 Jul
Suffolk Myth 26: People in Little Glemham call the A12 The Road to the Sun.
sa 26 Jun
Suffolk Myth 24: Property developers become councillors because they want to give something back.
th 17 Jun
Suffolk Myth 23: All of that there London is under a glass roof ... or perhaps it's just Liverpool Street station ...
mo 22 Mar
Suffolk Myth 19: Sex and the City is based on Halesworth.
th 25 Feb
Suffolk Myth 15: It's illegal to pull anyone under the age of 19 from the path of an approaching lorry because it's inappropriate touching, if they're over 18 it's probably assault.