Stackton Tressel

th 1 Jan 2026	Throwback Thursday: Happy New Year! 14 years ago today we were thinking what 2012 might be like. All we can guess for near the coast in 2026 is the Angry Fly will start serving tapas in its new Singles Bar ... with chips of course.
th 18 Dec 2025 Singles Bar	Now available in the back bar of Stackon Tressel's Angry Fly are exceptionally good value house singles of vodka and whisky. Pub landlord Steve Crackedpole is so pleased with his innovation he's renamed the room The Singles Bar ... we suspect there could be misunderstandings.
th 20 Nov 2025	Conversation around the Angry Fly bar last night was entertainingly lively. Guess some of the chatters were College boys because the banter included jokes about quidditch.
sa 25 Oct 2025	We think the mutterings (little or otherwise) unlikely that Hepcat Dwellings are replacing Stackton town council's bike shed with a ballroom and for free. Anyway how many balls do the tc have that they need a storage facility? Mind you Hepcat do have a planning application in for 60 executive residences on the allotments ...
sa 17 May 2025	With this dry spring our No Mow May lawn is looking only a little unkempt. Stackton Tressel's public grass is still looking fine but that's because they're mostly plastic ... it saves having to pay Dodgy Don to cut it.
we 7 May 2025	Stackton council want to launch a crypto currency partly so they can announce it from their preloved lectern. Naming the crypto has been a doddle Stacked Coins but deciding whether there should be a tree or a pair of trousers on the logo has locked the council up like violent braking on ice in a Tesla.
tu 1 Apr 2025	Global celebrity and near the coast resident that there Ed Sheraton is organising a sponsored bike ride of the Colly pubs around Stackton Tressel. It's pay for your own beer because every penny raised will go to Charity ... or whatever the name of that escort was.
sa 22 Feb 2025 lectern	That only took two years but Stackton Tressel town council bought a lectern on eBay last month. There have been informal discussions about a three word slogan to go on it, so far considered HOME OF TREES, WE LOVE TREES, WE ♥ TREES and HOME OF THE TROUSER.
sa 4 Jan 2025	Celebrity visitors at the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum.
tu 31 Dec 2024	Stackton Tressel town council has again expressed regret about the honours list.
th 7 Nov 2024	Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum have chosen not to congratulate President Elect Donald Trump on his re-election though head trustee Dame Baumhoӧger has pointed out he does wear trousers and has some trees on his golf courses.
su 29 Sep 2024	The Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum has started a fund raising appeal to buy a three foot high Yonder so visitors can look over it.
we 7 Aug 2024 The Angry Fly	Major DeRoute has resigned from Stackton's tc citing relentless Cod War jokes from a council officer. The Major's leaving party at the Angry Fly had many of his ex-army chums attending in dress uniform and the Easy Peelers not in uniform. The pub's signature dish chips with chips was enjoyed and despite local brewery Colly's speciality beer Comatose Knights only being served in champagne glasses (it is 11%) conviviality was widespread.
fr 2 Aug 2024	We further apologise for misspelling Dame Baumhoӧger's surname yesterday.
th 1 Aug 2024	We apologise to Stackton Tressel town council chair Dame Celia Baumhooger for consistently misspelling her name in the past.
fr 5 Jul 2024	When town councillor Major Gervaise DeRoute says he served during the war he means the Third Cod War.
sa 15 Jun 2024 regret	Regret has been expressed by Stackton town council that yet again the town's Fun Czar didn't receive even a British Empire Medal in the Birthday Honours List though admittedly it was complicated by the Czar's identity being secret. Major DeRoute will be writing a stiff letter to Nigel Farage about the matter.
tu 7 May 2024	It is widely known around near the coast that some of Stackton Tressel's female law enforcement community often have costume malfunctions on relaxed girls' nights out. Around ntc these officers are known as ... that's right the Easy Peelers.

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