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we 7 Nov

If you're thinking Another year and again nothing has happened in Little Mutterings you'd be wrong.

fr 7 Sep

Emotional scenes in Stackton TresselEmotional scenes at last night's monthly Stackton Tressel town council meeting.  We'd like to tell you about it but we had to sign a non-disclosure agreement if we ever want to get to the top of the allotments waiting list.

sa 25 Aug

PJ Proby - pic contributedIn fake news the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum is hosting an exhibition of famous trouser forgeries.  Exhibits includes the alleged drain pipes PJ Proby famously split on stage ... twice, and repro breeches the Duke of Wellington wore to relieve himself before relieving somewhere.  The show runs until October and then continues its tour of places where there's not a lot to do.

tu 29 May

Ed Sheeran playing Earl Soham village hallThe East African Daily Times has reported that Stackton Tressel town council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger refused to appear on Desert Island Discs when they rejected her selection of exclusively Edward Sheeran songs.  She commented I've been told Edward Sheraton is local, has done much to promote the area and is in need of the income from some wireless airplay. ♫

we 31 Jan

Ed Sheeran in 2006 and Earl SohamSpike Ristonde has resigned his controversial appointment as Stackton Tressel wellbeing deliverance officer to take up a new position in the town.  The Stackton Busy Club has appointed Mr Ristonde Town Events Manager after the town's 35 space Trees Car Park almost ran out of spaces at last year's Trouser Fest.  Mr Ristonde said he was delighted to be appointed for such a vibrant, exciting and cosmopolitan venue and wouldn't be surprised to see local celebrity Ed Sheeran at the Trouser Fest as he's been told Ed often wears trousers.

sa 21 May

The East African Daily Times reveals worrying town council recruitment practises.

fr 6 May

At yesterday's monthly Stackton Tressel town council meeting Spike RistondeA tree was appointed wellbeing deliverance officer.  His choice was questioned by STCk (the resident's association) because of his EDL membership and undischarged bankruptcy but tc chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger observed he was the only candidate and he does like trees.

tu 16 Feb

Perpetuity brand trousers in the Stackton museumWhen Pitkin Homes restored the Stackton Tressel Perpetuity trouser factory into studio flats estate agents started calling the town's industrial south the artisan quarter.  This has become so popular with estate agents in all of Suffolk that at this month's town council meeting Major Gervaise DeRoute suggested renaming Stackton's artisan quarter the artisan three eighths.

tu 26 Jan
Australia Day

Skippy the Angeroo vaping on turboTo liven up town council meetings Stackton Tressel council have applied for a lottery grant to buy a smoke machine after trials with Hamish McEdbanguh's e-cigarette were a bit pants.  Chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented I'd enjoy making a bit of an entrance especially as I've bought a new pair of trousers, you know the ones with an elastic waistband?

th 11 Jun

At this month's Stackton Tressel town council meeting chairman Dameice bucket challenge Celia Baumhugger said she'd heard there's a thing called the ice bucket challenge? and perhaps the council should participate to raise funds for the trouser museum?  Major DeRoute observed that the shock could damage councillor's pacemakers and after discussion it was agreed the councillors would organise a sponsored cake eating marathon instead.

sa 11 Apr

There are 122 parishes in Mid Suffolk and only nine will bother with an election this May.  Stradbroke looks particularly lively with 18 candidates for the 13 seats.  It's unclear what Stackton Tressel will do as they don't seem to come under either Central or Coastal Suffolk.  Stackton community leader Hamish McEdbanguh commented Sorry, I'm in a hurry.

we 8 Apr

Advanced Walking published by Stackton Tressel TCWe all know that walking consists of putting on your walking clothes, driving to a walking place, changing your shoes and then walking.  Advanced walking is leaving the house in your everyday clothes and instead of driving walking to do your errands.  To make this activity safer Stackton Tressel town council have produce the booklet Advanced Walking covering training, safety, navigation, meeting other advanced walkers, etc.  There is a small charge ... unless they know you of course.

tu 24 Mar

Framlingham town councilThis coming May Stradbroke will have a contested parish council election, around near the coast most places probably won't bother ... don't know about Stackton Tressel yet.  Surprisingly applications to be a parish/town councillor have to be delivered to the district council by hand, in Stradders the parish clerk will deliver it for you.

su 15 Mar

At this month's Stackton Tressel town council meeting PC Thatchpole before making the police report warned that though the the legislation may soon change it is still illegal to have a two minute levitation at the start of the meeting.

fr 5 Sep

The Scottish saltireAt yesterday's Stackton Tressel council meeting Major Gervaise DeRoute demanded that if Scotland votes yes in the upcoming referendum Stackton should untwin from Stoneybridge Clackmannanshire and declare Scotland a terrorist organisation.  Chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger said she'd heard there were trees in Scotland.

mo 4 Aug

The East African is reporting that a Stackton Tressel man was abducted by aliens.

tu 8 Jul

The Little Mutterings phone boxAt last Thursday's Stackton Tressel town council meeting Major Gervaise DeRoute strongly advocated that the the militants who occupied the Little Mutterings' phone box should be declared a terrorist organisation.  Chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger declined the suggestion commenting this is Suffolk there was nothing organised about the protest and what's more she was surprised anybody could get in the telephone box.

fr 20 Jun

That's all we have until ThursdayIn this part of Suffolk you're more likely to be run down by a mobility scooter than an inline skater but we do like its been here forever bumptiousness ... and though unfair to say it's still the 1950s near the coast we have heard that sugar rationing didn't end in Stackton Tressel until 1966 ...

su 18 May

In an open letter to the East African Daily TimesThe Stackton Tressel pillory lifetime president of Stackton Tressel rugby club Major Gervaise DeRoute pointed out to the town council that though trial by ducking is probably illegal under Health and Safety legislation the town council do have the power to enforce an hour in the pillory and indeed the pillory is still stored at the back of the groundsman's hut in the cemetery.  Major DeRoute commented to us Of course we wouldn't be inhuman about this, pelting would be limited to softish foodstuffs, eggs and non-corrosive liquids.

fr 9 May

Defaced UKIP posterClosely allied to Stackton Tressel town council the independent think tank the John Deere Foundation has proposed that defacing political posters in the run up to this month's European elections be made a capital offence.  Chairman of Stackton council Dame Celia Baumhugger said at last month's annual town meeting "Execution is probably going too far but trial by ducking seems reasonable to see if the miscreant truly realises they've let themselves down, they've let the town down and they've let the council down".

su 6 Apr

Anthea Hall in 2010 Perhaps prompted by recent happenings in nearby Framlingham chairman of Stackton Tressel town council Dame Celia Baumhugger yesterday donated many of her clothes to the town's Tree Protection League charity shop.  Some of the clothes were worn at a council meeting attended by Suffolk county council ex-chief executive Anthea Hall seen on the right.

sa 15 Mar

Country Wife March 2014Country Wife magazine has named Stackton Tressel's historic Crack Street as one of England's hundred best views.  Town council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented We welcome visitors to view our historic Crack Street and Trouser Museum but prefer they don't say things ... you know ... things.

su 9 Mar

Crack Street car park Stackton TresselThere's an area bounded by Wickham Market, Debenham and Halesworth known near the coast as the Wickden Triangle within which either something in the water or incipient dementia prompts bizarre council behaviour such as this sign in the Stackton Tressel Crack Street car park.

mo 27 Jan

The Tour de France Féminin has had a troubled history but we suspect with Britain's new found interest in (if not understanding of) cycle racing the Women's Tour of Britain may do better ... that is until Britain discovers it's interested in full contact piggy in the middle when the Tomo twins from Stackton Tressel win world gold at Sarajevo.  Stage 3 of the Women's Tour of Britain starts Friday 9 May Felixstowe-Clacton.

th 23 May

Major Gervaise DeRoute lifetime president of Stackton Tressel rugby club has emailed to say Howard from the Halifax ads not Princess Grace of Monaco will be opening the annual carnival this Monday, there appears to have been some misunderstanding, apparently Princess Grace died in 1982.

sa 18 May

Princess Grace of Monaco ~ pic contributedPrompted by the Duchess of Cambridge's wedding dress the Stackton Tressel rugby club have booked Princess Grace of Monaco as the celebrity to open their bank holiday carnival Monday week.

su 21 Apr

Soapbox racing in FramlinghamThe recent Boston bombs and PC Thatchpole's secondment to Norfolk and Suffolk's UCTU (Unified Tractor Crime Unit) have prompted Stackton Tressel town council to cancel next month's soap box racing.  Last year's winner Hamish McEdbanguh commented I wish I hadn't bothered to have a haircut now.

we 5 Dec

Apparently it snowed in Stackton Tressel this morning.

tu 11 Sep

The Stackton Tressel town clerk has reminded us that she asked people not lean bicycles on her office window almost exactly a year ago.

tu 28 Aug

Looks like troubleStackton Tressel town council now have a Child Protection Policy: A child under eighteen years of age and in full time education may attend a town council function, event or meeting as long as a recent CRB check confirms the child has not engaged in violent activity for eighteen months prior to the town council function, event or meeting.

tu 17 Apr

A police car nearthcoastPC Evan Thatchpole is well regarded in Stackton Tressel by the older residents for his old style policing; mouthy teenagers get a clip round the ear.  Sunday Evan is running the large town near Chelmsford marathon, you can sponsor him to help near the coast youth clubs buy hearing aids.

mo 2 Apr

Glad you spotted yesterday's April fool, of course Dame Celia will be wearing dungarees and Doc Ms as usual to open the Stackton Tressel trouser exhibition, but the April fool that caught us out was the Rendlesham forest visitor centre didn't know there was mountain bike racing on let alone where it was despite sponsoring it.

su 1 Apr
April Fool

Dame Celia Baumhugger (second left) at last year's horse whippingStackton Tressel will celebrate the Queen's jubilee this summer with an exhibition of Trousers Through The Ages in the St Hubert's Rooms.  With an irony probably uncomprehended in local government the exhibition will be opened by council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger wearing a dress.

tu 20 Mar

Stackton Tressel now has it's own page, as does Little Mutterings.

fr 3 Feb

What's that Skip?11:42am  What's that Skip?  You've heard that at this week's Stackton Tressel town council Constable Thatchpole unbuttoned the clerk's cardie and tried to smear marmalade on her?  I know Skip, it's PC gone mad.

tu 10 Jan

The Iron Lady singlalongTomorrow's Stackton Tressel film club showing is The Iron Lady the singalong version, members and guests are encouraged to wear a crisp blue suit and employ a hectoring tone when singing along.

tu 20 Dec

Slapper Spice and friendsTo liven up their image Stackton Tressel councillors, are, like the Spice Girls, taking nicknames ... wonder which one will be Slapper Councillor ... or Surrounding Villages Wellbeing Deliverance Councillor.

tu 11 Oct

The Swiss consultants employed by the town council but funded by the Office for Economic Expression have suggested that Stackton Tressel should be re-branded Stackton Tresslé.  The council are reluctant to change the name as it would mean having to order a new flag.

we 14 Sep

The Stackton Tressel town clerk has asked would people please STOP leaning bicycles on her window, thank you.

mo 27 Jun

Stackton Tressel town council have published the useful and free leaflet How To Return A Stick To The Wild.  They are optimistic county councillor Colin Colon will find the monies in his locality fund so they can publish So You Want To Walk On A Pavement in time for the autumn.

tu 3 May

There will be no town council election in Stackton Tressel Thursday as not enough Stackers are standing to force an election.

tu 28 Sep

Doophus the catRural Myth 30:  The Stackton Tressel town council does include a cat (Mr Doophus) but he does not sit on the markets committee because the market supervisor is a fishmonger.

th 25 Feb

HMS PinaforeThe Stackton Tressel rugby club's spring production will be Gilbert and Sullivan's HMS Pinafore ... those rugby footballers do love dressing up.

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