Stackton Tressel

we 7 Aug 2024	Major DeRoute has resigned from Stackton's tc citing relentless Cod War jokes from a council officer. The Major's leaving party at the Angry Fly had many of his ex-army chums attending in dress uniform and the Easy Peelers not in uniform. The pub's signature dish chips with chips was enjoyed and despite local brewery Colly's speciality beer Comatose Nights only being served in champagne glasses (it is 11%) conviviality was widespread.
th 1 Aug 2024	We apologise to Stackton Tressel town council chair Dame Celia Baumhoӧger for consistently misspelling her name in the past.
fr 5 Jul 2024	When town councillor Major Gervaise DeRoute says he served during the war he means the Third Cod War.
sa 15 Jun 2024	Regret has been expressed by Stackton town council that yet again the town's Fun Czar didn't receive even a British Empire Medal in the Birthday Honours List though admittedly it was complicated by the Czar's identity being secret. Major DeRoute will be writing a stiff letter to Nigel Farage about the matter.
tu 7 May 2024	It is widely known around near the coast that some of Stackton Tressel's female law enforcement community often have costume malfunctions on relaxed girls' nights out. Around ntc these officers are known as ... that's right the Easy Peelers.
su 6 May 2023	A TRUTH Social post alleges Stackton Tressel Council Ents and Trees committee minutes are being produced using AI but so far nobody has noticed. We would contact Fun Czar for comment but for security reasons their identity is secret.
sa 1 Apr 2023	A usually reliable source tells us that Elvis is alive and well and living in the Stackton Tressel retirement home DunFiddling near the rugby club. He's next door to Lord Lucan and they can sometimes be seen together in The Angry Fly sharing a plate of chips with chips.
we 15 Mar 2023	Stackton Tressel ballet dancer in residence Callista Flute has been asked to stop posting on her Bebo account until the PR & Markets Committee reviews the town council's social media guidelines. It has been reported that some of Ms Flute's comments on trees have given great offence.
th 26 Jan 2023	Similar to Framlingham's allotment expansion Woodbridge town council are looking for land to become allotments. Friend of ntc Peter Brockett has suggested the proposed Stackton Tressel allotment expansion should be careful Woodbridge tc don't snipe the land behind the Trouser Museum.
fr 13 Jan 2023	Stackton Tressel councillor Major DeRoute has written to the EADT letters page announcing a vibrant and exciting new initiative for private allotments in Stackton like those in Framlingham. It will end the corruption and bribery surrounding the Stackton council allotments waiting list commented the Major. The project's Kickstarter page has already raised an encouraging £14.92. to buy the field at the back of the Trouser Museum.
we 24 Aug 2022	An unnamed Stackton Tressel town councillor has commented on Major DeRoute's proposal to ban some residents from the allotments waiting list The Major is very like his Jack Russell, you just have to wait for him to stop barking.
su 21 Aug 2022 Trouser Museum	A misunderstanding last week at the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum. As there's been a lot of recent 'political' activity Carron in the office was asked to get a quote for a close protection officer ... she ordered a catering size box of Tena pads.
th 4 Aug 2022 allotments ban	Stackton Tressel town council finance committee chairman Major Gervaise DeRoute will propose at the next full council meeting that people who do not have a Co-op card or only moved to the town 22 years ago (a year after him) or less should be barred from the allotment waiting list. Council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented she couldn't see how this would help Stacker's tree community.
fr 1 Apr 2022	Stackton Tressel ballet dancer in residence Callista Flute has volunteered to give the town councillors poise lessons ... that'll work eh?
we 2 Feb 2022	To assist with the government's leveling up policy Stackton Tressel town council is considering appointing a Spirit Level Officer (SLO). Chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger commented Hopefully they could also assist the tree warden.
th 20 Jan 2022	The wifi password in the Stackton Tressel Trouser Museum cafe is trousers.
tu 12 Oct 2021	Stackton Tressel's response to the pandemic at best is belated and certainly dated especially as the blokes on the right don't know how to wear a mask.
sa 5 Jun 2021	Stackton Tressel (pop 6,324) town council denies informal meetings to discuss a unilateral declaration of independence after the government finalises a trade deal with Liechtenstein (pop 38,229). Council chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger said she'd heard there were trees in Liechtenstein.
th 1 Apr 2021 Fun Czar	Stackton Tressel town council have appointed a Fun Czar but for security reasons have not identified the new appointee. Suggestions have been made it's that there Ed Sheraton. Chairman Dame Celia Baumhugger wouldn't confirm or deny this though she volunteered the new Czar does like trees.

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