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Let the world know about your roller derby league, self help or self harming group by emailing ntc@nearthecoast.com or text 07970 865730

No deposit is needed to visit this web site.

Worried too many people might turn up at your coffee morning?  Garden fete?  Swingers' party?  Don't do promotion on nearthecoast then.

Women's american football has its own Facebook album.

The village doesn't support you?  Promote your event on nearthecoast.

The twice monthly(ish) digest emails out this afternoon ... click Jess Postman Pat's black and white cat to get yours.

Planning a witch ducking this year?  Promote your event with us.

Dr Nearthecoast is in and listening at ntc@nearthecoast.com

SRN Nearthecoast is in, fiddling with her tick list, pen and prescribing guidelines but still listening (apparently) at ntc@nearthecoast.com or text 07970 865730

The twice monthly(ish) digest emailed out today to the 1800+ nearthecoasters on the list ... click the Singing Postman to go on the list.

Do remember this website is not available in the shops.

  We have 4,500 plus stock images available on Alamy.

Some house sales over the summer around near the coast.

The last pager service provider in Japan has closed for the 1,000+ remaining users.  We had one, it beeped when the battery was running low, mostly in the middle of the night when the temperature is lowest.

How to promote yourself on nearthcoast.com.

Click the birdy to see our Twitter feed.

Today is the autumnal equinox. 

Throwback Thursday:  Thirteen years ago today des' dinners visited the then newly re-opened Otley White Horse and we inherited the bulletin board twelve years ago.

Rural Myth 80:  Honest Suffolk folk call Stackton Tressel The Gateway to Eaven, (Eaven is a nearby village rumoured to be even smaller than Little Mutterings.)

  We have over 4,500 stock images available on Alamy.

To link to one of our internal header pages the syntax is always all lower case with no dashes or underscores so Framlingham is www.nearthecoast.com/framlingham

The Church of England is so concerned about Brexit that they've issued a prophet warning.

House sales perhaps understandably seem quiet this summer near the coast.

If yours is a local event for local people then you won't need How to promote your event on nearthcoast.

  #ff  #FF #FFriday ain't too proud to beg

Our A to Z of ntc helps you find your town or village but unlike a satnav it kills 99% of all known germs, doesn't have a patronising voice and has never knowingly undersold.

Past astonishers have their own page.

You can see our our Alamy stock photography by clicking on 

ASTONISHER No.47:  Painfully astonishing that in the UK one in four who die in a car crash aren't wearing a seat belt.  It's primarily young men in the early hours ...

Now would be a good time to make us your home page.

134 (even fewer shopping) days to Christmas ... #scary eh? 

Don't know your way round nearthecoast?  You need the A to Z, it's FREE, it kills 99% of known germs plus you don't have to pay and display or walk through the gift shop to get out.

Recently we've had two admittedly elderly desktops struggle with Window 10 updates significantly slowing the machines.  In both cases Windows 10 Assistant fixed the problem.  On one machine it pointed out that 8Gig free space was needed on the hard disc and there was only three, a little tidying steamed the broccoli.