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The twice monthly(ish) digest emailed out today to the 1800+ nearthecoasters on the list ... click Jaques Tati to receive it free.

So far 1,295 confirmed Covid-19 cases in Suffolk yesterday, an increase of just five since Monday.  A forty sixth reason to be cheerful ... just pure delightful daftness ♫

Planning a witch ducking at this difficult time?  Only the witch, the witchfinder and their relatives (we think that's the stay at home rules but nor sure) can be present but you're still welcome to promote the ducking with us.

No deposit is needed to visit this web site and you don't have to queue.

Women's american football has its own nearthecoast Facebook album.

We now have over (if only just) a thousand Twitter followers which is nice.

We have over 4,900 stock images available on Alamy. 

In Peasenhall the very talented artist John Bawtree has a home studio.  We're very pleased to welcome him back as an advertiser.  Tell the world about yourself for two months and £9.95  ... ads explained here.

Do remember this website is not available in the shops ... like a lot of things at the mo'.

To link to one of our internal header pages the syntax is always all lower case with no dashes or underscores so Framlingham is www.nearthecoast.com/framlingham

  We have approaching 5,000 stock images available on Alamy.

The turning into weekly(ish) digest (it is a difficult time) will email out this afternoon to the 1800+ nearthecoasters on the list ... click the Singing Postman to go on the list.

An attempted armed robbery at Hoxne post office Friday morning.

Suffolk Myth 84:  Who pulled the stake out of your heart? is a popular Suffolk greeting.

Click the birdy to see our Twitter feed.

ASTONISHER No.49:  Some people are astonished that women have gonads too.

Licensing a pic on Alamy cheers the day and 2019 was our most cheerful so far.

If it's your 29th birthday this year you're younger than the Hubble Space Telescope.

Joy of joys!  Alma's Not Normal (the next Fleabag) has got a series which will make the end of the Stay at Home doubly sweet.

Life Skills 33:  To register on the NHS app you need photo id like a driving license or passport and be prepared to supply a video of yourself saying four numeric digits.  We registered over two days because after the initial registration the process got stuck and we completed the next day.

Now would be a good as time as any to make us your home page.

Tomorrow is St George's Day, patron saint of England ... Georgia, Ethiopia, Catalonia, Balearic Islands ...

It's the NFL virtual draft this week but as it's in the middle of the night we probably won't bother unless Pat McAfee is announcing a Colts' pick of course.

I was under strict instructions to go straight home as Mummy was roasting an ox.

Worried too many people might turn up at your virtual coffee morning?  Garden fete?  Swingers' party?  Don't do promotion on nearthecoast then.

Don't know your way round nearthecoast?  You need the A to Z, it's FREE, kills 99% of known germs plus you don't have to pay and display or walk through the gift shop to get out.

When the shops re-open ...

SRN Nearthecoast is in, fiddling with her tick list, pen and prescribing guidelines, wishing she had more PPE but still listening (apparently) at ntc@nearthecoast.com or text 07970 865730

  #ff  #FF #FFriday ain't too proud to beg

Past astonishers have their own page.

You maybe in a pic on our Facebook page.

Although the confirmed Covid-19 cases in Suffolk are fewer than adjacent counties it's steadily increasing daily, thirty five more yesterday 493 in total.  The twenty third reason to be cheerful ... expensive but a joy, we've got three including two tiny ones.

Life Skills 32:  We do find it wearing how often you have to complain In the UK.  When the Dartford Crossing (a government website but seemingly a private business) tells you they are closing your account they don't offer to give your money back.  We got our £19.96 back but it took five emails and arrived as a handwritten cheque.  Now we need to get £29 (yes £29) parking back from the 02 in that there London for the cancelled Eric Church concert. ♫

How to promote yourself on nearthcoast.com.