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To link to one of our internal header pages the syntax is always all lower case with no dashes or underscores so Framlingham is www.nearthecoast.com/framlingham

The Church of England is so concerned about Brexit that they've issued a prophet warning.

The twice monthly(ish) digest emailed out today to the 1800+ nearthecoasters on the list ... click the Singing Postman to go on the list.

House sales perhaps understandably seem quiet this summer near the coast.

If yours is a local event for local people then you won't need How to promote your event on nearthcoast.

  #ff  #FF #FFriday ain't too proud to beg

Our A to Z of ntc helps you find your town or village but unlike a satnav it kills 99% of all known germs, doesn't have a patronising voice and has never knowingly undersold.

Past astonishers have their own page.

You can see our our Alamy stock photography by clicking on 

Today the twice(ish) a month digest will email out to the 1800+ ntcers on the list ... click Jaques Tati to go on the list for a free copy.

ASTONISHER No.47:  Painfully astonishing that in the UK one in four who die in a car crash aren't wearing a seat belt.  It's primarily young men in the early hours ...

Now would be a good time to make us your home page.

134 (even fewer shopping) days to Christmas ... #scary eh? 

Don't know your way round nearthecoast?  You need the A to Z, it's FREE, it kills 99% of known germs plus you don't have to pay and display or walk through the gift shop to get out.

Worried too many people might turn up at your coffee morning?  Garden fete?  Swingers' party?  Don't do promotion on nearthecoast then.

Women's american football gets its own Facebook album.

Recently we've had two admittedly elderly desktops struggle with Window 10 updates significantly slowing the machines.  In both cases Windows 10 Assistant fixed the problem.  On one machine it pointed out that 8Gig free space was needed on the hard disc and there was only three, a little tidying steamed the broccoli.

Worried too many people might turn up at your coffee morning?  Garden fete?  Swingers' party?  Don't do promotion on nearthecoast then.

Life Skills 25: Postal Orders are cheques for people who don't have a cheque book.  We recently bought one for a friend ... not the friend with erectile dysfunction another friend.  We had to pay cash and we were a bit surprised that a £10 PO cost £11.25

Let the world know about your roller derby league, self help or self harming group by emailing ntc@nearthecoast.com or text 07970 865730

Planning a witch ducking this year?  Promote your event with us.

The village doesn't support you?  Promote your event on nearthecoast.

Dr Nearthecoast is in and listening at ntc@nearthecoast.com

SRN Nearthecoast is in, fiddling with her tick list, pen and prescribing guidelines but still listening (apparently) at ntc@nearthecoast.com or text 07970 865730

Do remember this website is not available in the shops.

  We now have 4,500 plus stock images available on Alamy.

The Framlingham Station's 14th beer festival with 15 select beverages and ♫live music♫ starts Thursday.  They snagged the previous ad slot so next available is 22nd July.  Tell near the coast about yourself for two months at just £11.95 ... first come first served.

House sales around near the coast, maybe find out what your new neighbours paid for theirs ... how much!

How to promote yourself on nearthcoast.com.

Click the birdy to see our Twitter feed.

Eight years ago today we lost Fish, still miss him.