... a bit Suffolk
|fr 17 jn 16|
Rural Myth 68: You can always tell an ol' country boy because they never walk anywhere ... unless it's with a dog and/or a gun.
|we 30 mr 16|
Rural Myth 67: If you say it loud enough it must be the law.
|sa 2 ja 16|
Rural Myth 66: Red diesel is only ever used in farm vehicles.
|th 17 se 15|
Rural Myth 65: In Suffolk a homosexual is a man who likes women better than tractors.
|tu 18 au 15|
Rural Myth 64: When the grass verge brambles need cutting back they're your brambles but when they've got ripe blackberries on them they're everybody's'.
|fr 10 jl 15|
Rural Myth 62: You can always tell a Londoner, they think you'll be interested that the Central line is open again.
|su 31 my 15|
Rural Myth 61: No Parking cones are just a suggestion, you can move them if you want.
|sa 10 ja 15|
Rural Myth 60: It's ok to park on double yellows as long as you're half on the pavement.
|sa 20 se 14|
Rural Myth 59: You don't get long for rape ... unless you have the whole field away.
|we 25 jn 14|
Rural Myth 56: You can always tell people from a large town near Chelmsford because they lock the house when they're in the garden.
|we 19 de 12|
Rural Myth 39: Batter is what posh people feel after they've got over the flu.
|sa 17 mr 12|
Rural Myth 37: You can always tell people from Benhall because they're polite and like to help people.
|sa 18 fe 12|
Rural Myth 36: Sax is what posh people have so there's someone to leave the money to.
|su 18 se 11|
Rural Myth 35: In Little Mutterings you don't lose your girl friend you just lose your turn.
|we 1 jn 11|
Rural Myth 33: You can always tell a Townie, they're the ones who put their wheelie bins out Sunday night for collection on a Thursday.
|tu 28 se 10|
|mo 26 jl 10|
Rural Myth 26: People in Little Glemham call the A12 the road to the sun.
|sa 26 jn 10|
Rural Myth 24: Property developers become councillors because they want to give something back.
|th 17 jn 10|
Rural Myth 23: All of that there large town near Chelmsford is under a glass roof ... or perhaps it's just Liverpool Street station ...
|mo 22 mr 10|
Rural Myth 19: Sex and the City is based on Halesworth.
|th 25 fe 10|
Rural Myth 15: It's illegal to pull anyone under the age of 19 from the path of an approaching vehicle because it's inappropriate touching, if they're over 18 it's probably assault.